An Ordeal

     At long last our local chapter of the Order of the Arrow managed to host an Ordeal ceremony.  I can’t get into the specifics of the ceremony itself.  I can offer that the candidates for the Order must be selected from their troops for outstanding service to their troops.  Once ‘Called out,’ they are eligible to go through the Ordeal.  The challenge for our particular group was to stay out overnight and sleep alone under the stars.  Normally the only problems associated with this are the occassional feelings of loneliness.  We had to deal with temperatures that dipped into the upper 20os and a forecast of rain turning to snow.  I could barely imagine anything worse for non-arctic, non-mountainous terrain. 

     Since I was the responsible organizer for this event, I figured I’d sleep out there in their vicinity.  If I couldn’t handle the cold, or if it started snowing or raining, then I was going to bring them indoors.  Despite a forecast of rain and snow overnight, we did not experience any precipitation, so we stayed out the whole night.  I’ve actually never done that before, at least not without a tent!

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Gerolsteiner

     Being in the Air Force, we’re pretty blessed to have some access in our commissaries to foods & drinks from around the world.  One of my favorite is Gerolsteiner mineral water.  It’s pretty common in Germany.  It’s got a slightly more salty taste to it than Perrier.  I also practically swear that it helps keep me healthy.

     Gerolsteiner has been arriving at the Misawa commissary pretty regularly in 1.0 liter glass bottles every week or so.  There seem to be just enough drinkers that there are occassional runs on it, and I’m forced to switch to Perrier (or *gasp/horrors*–tap water!).  Recently the commissary has been stocking Gerolsteiner in plastic 1.0 liter bottles.  I suppose I got so used to plastic 1.0 liter soda bottles that I didn’t realize the plastic bottles are a lot smaller and lighter than glass. 

     I’m sure whomever is paying the shipping is now spending much less money getting the stuff over here.  You’d think they’d lower the price a little bit, but then why would they do that when we’re used to paying $1.49 a bottle? I think what really bothers me is that Gerolsteiner is a GmbH, not an AG; it’s not a publicly traded company, therefore I have no opportunity to profit from my own tastes. 

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A Red Air Kind of Week

     I flew three times this past week, but always as Red Air.  Oh, well, it’s better than not flying at all.

     On one of the Red Air sorties, we got to use the practice jamming pod.  That made life pretty interesting for our opponents du jour.  They managed to deal with us fairly well.  Our job for the day was to try to get around them and bomb a target while they performed defensive counter-air.  We almost got through twice.  Almost! Unfortunately the practice jamming pod doesn’t jam in all directions, and Blue Three happened to seredipitously be in one of the areas the pod wasn’t jamming as I was making my run for the roses.  He managed (with the help of GCI) to find me with his radar and shoot a simulated AMRAAM at me, ending my opportunity to put a simulated crater in his runway. 

     On one of the other ones, I got to fly with my ol’ buddy Bender, and that’s just always a good time.  We didn’t have jamming pods that day, so it was relatively easy work for the Blue force to find and schwack us at range. 

     On the third we flew in support of Toro (from the other squadron) as he tried to knock out a Weapons School Instructor Course spin-up intercepts ride.  We didn’t get practice jamming pods for that one, either, although we did get to pretend to be unidentifiable bogeys and forced Blue Air to merge with us.  This would normally have been exciting, but we were briefed limited maneuvering (the thrust of the mission was intercept geometry, merge acceptance decisions and execution, not intercepts to ACM).  So we flew by Blue Air rocking our wings as our GCI called us simulated killed a couple times. 

     I suspect I’ll have more of this in my future.  At least I’m getting to fly!

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Magnum!

     Today’s exercise was a simulated Destruction of Enemy Air Defense mission in the good ‘ol DMT (Distributed Mission Trainer, the current fancy name for "simulator").  Huck, Beast, Nash, and I went up against a plethora of SAMs, ZSU-23-4s, AAA, and MiGs.  It was a pretty good ‘Piccolo Drill’ workout with HOTAS, every couple seconds it seemed like I was switching between air-to-air and air-to-ground mode.  That, and I seemed to be the IADS’ designated pincushion, as every simulated SAM launch seemed to be aimed at me.  Thank goodness it was just older SAMs! You don’t even have to punch your tanks off for them most of the time.  The really fun thing is when the bad guys shoot a SAM at you and your wingman’s HARM hits their radar first, then the SAM just falls out of the sky.  It’s even more fun to watch the closer the missile managed to get to your jet!

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Assignment Matching

     I just received an e-mail the other day that I may be required to move earlier than planned.  So instead of being guaranteed to ride out the ‘Turbulent and dynamic’ cycles of F-16 assignments that have been the result of the 2005 Base Realignment and Closure that shut down five squadrons worth of Vipers, I’m going to get thrown in the mix.

     I hate to be pessimistic, but this doesn’t bode well.  I’m due for a staff job; I won’t have been here long enough to build up the necessary qualifications for some of the good ones (the ones where you get to go out and fly with squadrons around the MAJCOM). 

     Here’s hoping I can find something decent to do for 2008-2011!

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I Thought So

     It turns out the Cuero, TX "Chupacabra" was a Texas coyote that had lost its hair. 

     Nice try, though!

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Let’s See if This Makes Prime Time

     I sent the following e-mail to a nationally syndicated television show host.  The host in question seems to like vocabulary words even more than I do.  Let’s see if this makes the e-mail review section!

    I applaud you for disallowing tergiversation during your interviews.
    I like to employ words like tergiversation* to bifurcate the
quotidian pedantic from the lucid enlightened.

Grammercy,
CLP

*(1:  Evasion of straightforward action or clear-cut statement; 2:
desertion of a cause, position, party or faith), from Merriam-Webster’s
Online Dictionary http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/tergiversation)

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Selling

     For any of you who have been tracking my investments with me, here’s what I’ve experienced and seen lately:

     First, IBD has suggested that the market is now in a correction.  After teasing us with 5 or 6 rolling distribution days for what seems like the past two years (or at least the past two months since the last correction in August), now’s the time to sell short if you’re into that sort of thing; or write a bunch of put options.  Don’t quote me on options, I’m not an options trader/writer. 

     Apple Computers went from $15X.00 up to over $180/share, then yesterday it dove $10.83/share along with the rest of the market.  I suppose if I’d held on for the past month I could have made a lot more than I did, but hey! at least I made money off that deal.

     The shipping company I bought suffered a catastrophic decline after the last dip I mentioned.  It went back up a little, but I ended up selling for a loss.  It has since gone down quite a bit.

     Same for Crocs footwear.  I had been up a tad, but not up 20% within eight weeks, so I’d settled on holding it for awhile when something happened and it got crushed, I think it went down something like 35% in one day, plunging below its 50-day moving average.  When it didn’t recover, I sold for a decent-sized loss.  Apparently they reported earnings and everyone was unhappy.  News I didn’t catch at the time included Crocs’ expansion into clothing.  You’ve always got to watch for such things, earnings get diluted when growth companies start branching away from their core competence.  Also, this is a disadvantage to being in the Far East.  The market is open while I’m asleep, and there’s no way for me to see the stock action in order to sell before the next day.  In cases like this, the damage is done and I don’t find out until the next day.  Living in Germany wasn’t much easier, but at least I could see early action when before I went to bed and put in a sell order, limiting my potential losses (of course, sometimes the stock started down and then recovered later in the day. . . you can’t win ’em all!). 

     Force Protection – I have no idea what went on there.  It went up slightly and then dropped 20% and stayed down.  I sold for a loss.  I figured the contracts for the MRAP vehicles would buoy it and another company whose stock I bought, but that wasn’t the case at all. 

     I picked up a Chinese solar equipment company earlier, and it’s gone up nicely.  One of the solar companies I was looking at but did not purchase went up $57.31/share yesterday! I wish I knew why the big jump (so does everyone else).  That said, with the market going into a correction, it’s probably time to sell and lock in the profit from this one. 

     Overall, the losses haven’t quite wiped out the gains, but from June through now, I’m probably only up about 15%.  That’s a lot better than almost all of my mutual funds have done! If I’d sold Crocs when it topped out and trimmed my positions in Force Protection and Garmin relatively early, I’d be up something like 35%. 

     Lessons learned! Check the charts and listen up for the news! Checking the news is easier said than done, of course.  My wife keeps suggesting I use stop-loss orders; while I’m not a big fan of that, maybe my positions are too small to worry about a market maker deciding to shake me out.  Maybe I’ll try that technique.

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I’ve Named My Dining Room Table “Jericho”

     Little DJ may nearly be what my friends call a "Sucker Baby."  He’s pretty easy to care for.  He sleeps 6-7 hours per night most of the time.  The only drawback is that he gets fussy from 7-11 PM, so it’s tough for us to get to sleep on time during the week.  Luckily he lets us sleep in on the weekends. 

     During his fussy times, I’ve found one of the best ways to calm him down is to simply march in circles around the dining room table while cradling him in my arms.  He seems to enjoy the festival of lights from the kitchen, the dining room, the living room, and outdoors as they briefly come into and out of view.  The other standard techniques of putting him in a car seat and driving, or taking him for a walk with the stroller also work nicely.  But when I march him around the table I can quickly put him back to bed, or at least watch (parts of) the news, listen to a CD, or just chat with Christina while she cooks or cleans. 

     I just hope my table doesn’t collapse on the seventh day! If seven priests with rams horns show up, I’ll stop marching, and hope that the resultant baby wailing doesn’t finish it off!

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Keep Working On It

     Some guy built a 21′ replica of an X-Wing.  Good on him!

     Too bad this looks like it’s just an oversized Estes model rocket.

     When someone builds an actual X-Wing, let me know.  I know of a canyon near Big Bend, TX that resembles the Death Star equatorial trench. 

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