Archive for April, 2006

First Full Week

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

     It’s been a busy week.  My classmates and I had a lot of academics all week.  We also had two simulator sessions in Unit Training Devices (UTDs), which are fairly realistic cockpit simulators set in front of a very large television.  These are getting outmoded, but are still useful for practicing flipping switches and flying instrument procedures (flying in weather without any visual lookout).  Finally, we each had one simulated mission in the newer Weapons System Trainer (WST).  The WST was a 360o set of video screens set around a cockpit and gives us the ability to fly real-time with other people in other simulators.  It’s not much better than the UTD for simulating aircraft emergencies, but it does give us the ability to look out in any direction and see where a "decent piece of concrete" might be in the event our single engine quits.  

     It won’t be much longer before we fly our first flights.  Next week we’re also on the hook to start to  take our instrument checkrides.  After that we’ll get into the air-to-air phase, which is the most fun part of training in my opinion.
 

Osama bin Laden’s Latest Diatribe

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

     I understand the demon djinn just released a new audio tape.  Apparently his current cave (or equivalent primitive dwelling) doesn’t sport rudimentary video facilities.  

     He called for a Muslim boycott of American goods.  Let’s see, a short list of American exports could consist of food, airplanes, medical technology, computer operating systems, and Hollywood movies.  A Muslim boycott of food? Good luck growing your own out there in the desert, fellas!  A Muslim boycott of airplanes or airlines? I’m thinking I don’t even need to touch that one.  A Muslim boycott of medical technology? Hey! Who am I to stop you from wanting to keep living in the 18th century? A Muslim boycott of Windows, Mac OS, Unix, and various strains of Linux? That’s okay, you can depend on Japanese, Korean, and Taiwanese goods if you like to get your messages out on the Internet and television.  They’re all good allies of ours, we don’t mind if you make them richer, as we can buy stock in their companies and keep our 401(k)  portfolios afloat.  A Muslim boycott of Hollywood movies? That hardly matters, as Muslim countries are as bad as China when it comes to bootlegging movies and DVDs.  Overall, a general Muslim boycott of American goods would be a Pyrrhic victory for you. 

     Osama, you may boycott away! It’s not like you were having much success getting anywhere you could access American goods anyway, and that makes me happy.  I don’t want you putting your filthy paws on anything made by people who are far better than you. 
 

Back on Track

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

     As of Thursday the 20th, I began my F-16 transition course (TX2, in our parlance) along with six others.  We’re going to have academics on and off for at least the next month.  We’ll begin "flying" the simulators later this week.  We won’t start flying for another week after that.  Once we begin, it will be fast and furious.  We’ll likely get our instrument flight evaluations the same week we begin flying.  After that, we’ll get about three flights of basic fighter maneuvers (BFM), and we’ll move right into intercepts and air tactics.  All seven of us are looking forward to getting started!

     Yesterday five of us went to the Phoenix International Raceway, where we helped our patron squadron raise funds by selling burgers, fries, and drinks at the track.  The squadron has been doing these fundraisers for more than a few years.  Initial indications are that this was the most successful event ever! Hopefully we’ve helped ensure the squadron can give away some nice moving away/retirement gifts, can throw one or two decent parties for special occassions, and can stock the snack bar with some tasty foods at reduced prices for the next year!

In Case You Were Wondering

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

     I’ve been in the process of moving from Germany to Japan.  I’m currently in Arizona, trying to pump some iron, run some laps around an airbase, and remembering which way to push the stick to make "Houses get bigger/Houses get smaller."  

     Blogging will be sporadic.  I promise!
 

Weekend Blog Reading

Saturday, April 1st, 2006

    Here are a few noteworthy readings:

    On the Return of History

    When Cynicism Meets Fanaticism