Archive for the ‘“Downrange”’ Category

Returned To Base

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

     I’ve done a reverse MacArthur.  I have returned from the Philippines. 

     As it happened, I rolled home and straight into an exercise! I’d like to say I swapped my ‘Battle Rattle’ for a chemical defense ensemble, but rather the chemical defense ensemble went on underneath the Interceptor body armor.  Mercifully it’s been a cool June here in northern Japan. 

     It certainly was fun to get a few flights in, too, even if the weather obscured everything but the Pacific and the Sea of Japan. 

     Now back to the grind!

Revisiting Ramadi

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

     I received an informative article awhile back from Mr Gary Patriquin, father of my late friend CPT Travis Patriquin (the author of the PowerPoint slideshow How to Win in Anbar).  If you’d like to know how the West was won, see Ramadi from the Caliphate to Capitalism by Andrew Lubin in the April 2008 Naval Institute Proceedings Magazine.  The article gives an outstanding overview of the way the US managed to turn the volatile Anbar province from hostile to better-than-neutral even before the 2007 troop surge. 

     Thank for the tip, Mr Patriquin!

Boodle Fights and Dead Gecko Coffee

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

     Today my colleagues and I were invited to a Boodle Fight with some of our host-nation counterparts.  The Boodle Fight is a tradition in this country that builds esprit de corps (team-building, in modern business parlance).  I’m not sure how far it dates back.  The cooks would prepare as much food as was available.  Then they would set a long, narrow table (or a floor) with long banana tree leaves upside down so the stem side faced up.  The banana leaves are pretty long, and they’d put down as about one for every four people, with the leaves laid out end-to-end with the stems aligned.  They’d then cover the stems with rice, and then they’d cover the rice with the other food.  This could be noodles, fish, adobo (beef, pork, or chicken made with a local gravy), calamari; pretty much anything that could be cut into bite-sized pieces.  Water would be set nearby each eater’s station in a cup or a glass.  Once the food was in place, everyone would file in, wash their hands by pouring water dipped with a ladle out of a bucket.  Then everyone would line up at the table.

     At the leader’s signal, everyone would commence eating.  Did I mention everyone eats with their hands? Yes, the glass was the only utensil available, and you ate the food straight off the banana leaf.  In the past, whomever ate the fastest literally got the most, so in that sense it could get to be a kind of fight.  Today a roasted pigs’ head made an appearance at the table, it didn’t last very long!  In my handful of experiences with Boodle  Fighting, there has always been more than enough food.  Sometimes our hosts have to go find someone else to finish eating the food.  It’s certainly a fairly quick way to eat a lot of food. 

     Now for the food critic portion:  I usually eat the rice and the noodles.  The noodles are about like spaghetti, just cut shorter.  Today the cook put some sort of spice on them which tasted great! I like the adobo, but the cuts you tend to get here contain a lot of fat (not much goes to waste in this country).  Without utensils it’s difficult to trim the fat, so I didn’t eat a lot of the adobo today.  The fish and calamari was reportedly good, I didn’t fight very hard for the seafood, though. 

     I’m thinking about importing the Boodle Fight home.  I think I’ll use some sort of finger food to substitute for items we Westerners tend to eat from a dinner plate, though.  I’ll probably use pizza and finger sandwiches. 

     The second significant event today occurred while I was making coffee at the team house.  I’m not normally at this particular station, but I’ve been here several times a month or so ago, and I’m always billeted at one particular team house here.  As I poured water into the coffee machine, one of the guys who lives here more permanently asked if I’d looked into the reservoir before I’d poured.  

     "Of course I hadn’t," I said.  "Who does that?" I figured something was up, that seemed like an awfully odd question. 

     He then explained that last month they’d found a dead gecko in the reservoir.  Apparently it had become trapped, died, and it’s spirit had slipped away some time well prior, as the poor lizard was fairly well decomposed before one of them found it.  One of the co-workers complained of being sick for two days just due to the mental image.  One of my teammates mentioned there’d been a film on the coffee and a slightly odd taste.  No one really suspected anything, though; they thought it was just the water.    

     Naturally I asked if it’d been in there the last time I’d been here, and they assured me it certainly had been.  So there you have it, my teammates, co-workers, and I had all been drinking dead gecko coffee for who knows how long! 

     I think I’ve just developed another new habit–I’ll check the coffee machine before pouring the water into the reservoir! At least while I’m still in this country!

Cobra Quest Paused

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

     Some of my friends were not too far away from this event.  They’re alright.  They couldn’t tell me which of these reports about the event were correct. 

     I think I’ll be redirecting my search efforts. 

Arachnophobia

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

     I was on my way into one of the buildings with some other folks here when I espied this spider.  As best I could tell it was an argiope spider.  This one was about as big as my outstretched hand.  Someone took a picture of me pointing to the spider, but I haven’t seen the photographer since.  One of the locals claimed the spider was poisonous.  I doubt it was, but all the same I stopped putting my hand near it for size comparisons. 

**20080607 Update:   I found the photo my friend sent me where I was pointing at the spider.  You have to click on the photo to see it in its entirety (meaning both my smiling mug and the spider itself). 

 

Looking for Wildlife

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

     I’m the type of guy who doesn’t shy away from wildlife, no matter how wild the life.  If a trail at a national park says to "Beware of mountain lions," it’s a pretty safe bet that you’ll find me on that trail looking for a mountain lion.

     This place is no different, although I’ve had to adjust my tactics.  There is a field I have to traverse to get to work sometimes.  It’s not a very big field, and it has varying grass heights.  Parts of it get mowed, other parts are kept short by roving goats, and other parts rarely get cut so the grass grows about knee-height.  Some of my friends pointed out that sometimes people have found snakes in that field.  Snakes? Cool!

     Oh! The snakes are often cobras.

     I’ve stopped walking across that field. 

     . . . at night, that is.  Let’s not get unnecessarily frightened here.  I would love to see a wild cobra! From a relatively safe distance, anyway.  I figure I’ve got the goats as an early-warning indicator during the day when they’re out.  I just stay away from the tall grass where I can’t see anything. 

The Best Thing About This Tour

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

     The best thing about this deployment was meeting this guy:

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     . . . At least according to him! You know how these young folks can be brash sometimes.

     You’re doing great work, AJ! Keep it up!

Battle Rattle

Monday, April 7th, 2008

     I’ve found it nearly completely unnecessary to wear this stuff in the current theater.  The primary danger is from pickpockets.  

     I can’t believe I traded in a G-suit for kevlar!

Battle Rattle

Update 11 Apr 2008:  Due to popular demand to know which one of these fighter pilots-turned fighter-pilots-on-the-ground is me, I’ll give you all the following hint:  I’m the one on the side.  (Seriously, I may tell you via e-mail if you ask nicely)

     Anne, I’m curious now about that riding crop, I’ll keep my eyes peeled.  There aren’t many horses around here, though. 

Not Quite Camping

Monday, March 17th, 2008

     I just recently returned from one of the far-flung camps in our area of operations.  It was one of those places where you couldn’t drink the water without boiling it first (not even to brush your teeth).  Pretty much all the food was fried, even the vegetables (and sometimes even the fruit).  The mango smoothies and the fried bananas were pretty tasty, but the only other snacks around were whatever our families sent to us, with the exception of some knockoff Nabisco cookies.  There was a local version of lemonade that tasted really good (not too much sugar), and all tea there was sweetened (helped prevent me from missing Texas). 

     Even though water wasn’t scarce, the plumbing wasn’t quite as good as most Koa campgrounds, so it was Navy-style showers, which wasn’t too bad.  The toilets weren’t the ‘flushable’ variety, though, so you had to fill a bucket with water and dump it in order to effect a flush. 

     The food there ensured you’d get familiar with the flushing process. 

     Hand sanitizer, while not really abundant, was fortunately available in places where soap was not. 

     If you like sun, surf, insurgents, fish, and mangos, this is the place for you!

CENTCOM Happenings

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

     It looks like Admiral Fallon just resigned.

     His deputy will be the acting CENTCOM commander.  Lt Gen Dempsey was in command of 1st Armored Division when I was working over in that neck of the woods.  He helped me get some medals pushed through for my Airmen that had gotten downgraded by (ironically) CENTCOM (actually the air component).  I thought that was pretty cool of him!