Perhaps I should say "Landing of the Stork." Christina and I just welcomed a healthy baby boy into the family.
Mother and son are doing splendidly! Christina spent 2 hours, 19 minutes in labor. This was our first kid, and since I figured she was going to be in labor for a good long time, I suggested she take the epidural. She elected to go with no drugs. I’m pretty proud of her!
Immediately following the birth, I started trying to teach the kid Faraday’s Law, but then I realized I forgot it after the physics final back in 1989. I settled with reciting the equation for general relativity. The nurses then suggested I try a lullaby. I don’t know what’s more sleep-inducing, the barely-remembered songs of my infancy, or the partially-remembered nuclear physics from college. Either way I went, he fell asleep pretty quickly.
I’d best start teaching him how to play football.
. . . That would be NFL football, the other game is called soccer, no matter what my European wife says!
What’s his name?
Congratulations to you and Christina! That’s great.
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