Archive for November, 2006

Married Life 101

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

    As I mentioned before, my wife and I are finally living together.  Happily for me, she seems to enjoy cooking.  I personally don’t understand how anyone can get any enjoyment out of the act of cooking, but I do understand how to enjoy home-cooked meals! Needless to say, I think I’m getting the better end of this deal!

    The only idiosynchracy I’ve noticed and had to adjust to is her habit of leaving the caps off of pens.  Her left side of the road driving is coming along nicely, and she’s adjusting well to military life. 

    I’m really enjoying this husband-wife thing!

“CLEAR!”

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

    I learned how to instruct CPR, first aid, and the use of the all-important automated external defibrillator (AED) for the American Red Cross.  Laypeople only, of course.  I wouldn’t deign to try to teach EMTs or doctors. 

    If you’re ever in northern Japan, stop on by and I’ll teach you everything I know about saving lives!

Happy (Belated) Thanksgiving

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

    I’m definitely thankful that my wife was here to celebrate it with me! 

     She’s a German gal, and since turkey isn’t native to Germany and they don’t celebrate the day the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock, she’d never baked a turkey before.  She did a great job! She whipped up a tasty 11.5 lb bird stuffed with a cranberry/minced-meat stuffing, and it was delicious! She topped it off with an apple cake, too.

    We ended up eating dinner with some friends, so we shared our delictables with others, and got to sample some other varieties of turkey, ham, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, etc, etc, etc.  It was all good. 

    We spent the next day in the gym.  I probably ought to have hopped on the treadmill a bit longer than I did, as it was I only really gave myself a good legs workout. 
 

Forget Big Brother

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

    Forget Big Brother.  I’m watching! 

    Not in real time, of course.  I downloaded Google Earth this weekend.  I spent a little time strolling down memory lane from my laptop on my kitchen table in Japan.  

    One great feature about this is that I got the coordinates of my house.  That way, in the one-in-a-billion chance the entire neighborhood gets leveled by an earthquake or typhoon, I can still theoretically find where I live fairly easily.  Of course it would be my luck that I’d be at work or on vacation when my house got levelled, and I’d have to find it again.  I do understand this was a huge problem in the wake of Hurricane Andrew back in 1992. 

    Hey, everyone! I can see your house from up here!

Patriot Excalibur

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

    We’re starting to use this new Patriot Excalibur (PEX) program at work.  It’s pretty versatile, but the learning process for everyone has been a bit disjointed.  We’re hoping to have it minimally capable by next week.  I just hope it eventually does everything we hope it can.  

    The only big complaint I’ve had about being a fighter pilot is the big difference between a fighter pilot and a professional athlete is that the professional athlete doesn’t have to keep his own stats.  PEX should go a long way towards automating the record-keeping. 

Patches

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

    How is it that a patch to a program can decrease functionality of the program? I installed a patch for The Battle for Middle Earth, it seems primarily to have disabled the keyboard.  I can’t skip intros or number the units anymore.  

    And why doesn’t Battle for Middle Earth II work on this laptop? 

    I suppose it’s time to wipe this things’ hard drive and reinstall WindowsXP, along with everything else.  I wish I had time to learn how to care and feed for Linux. 

Post-Election Day

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

   I wish I could have commented on the election earlier.  I wish I could comment on the results now.  Oh, well.  It looks like all I can do now is try to shift my investment portfolio away from defense and aerospace and into alternative energy and probably federally-backed anything.  

    I wouldn’t be long on oil and natural gas stocks.  Futures, maybe. . . . 

Ramblings

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

    The election is the subject of almost all the news.  I find it kind of a waste of time, and wish there were other things to watch on the news.  Maybe that has something to do with the fact that I voted absentee three weeks ago. 

    Of course, I voted in St Louis, so Lord only knows whether my absentee ballot will get counted.  I’d have a better chance having my vote counted there if I were dead. 

    Hey! Maybe I’ll watch something other than the news on TV.  There’s a thought that almost never occurs to me! 

    Is it just me, or are AFN (Armed Forces Network) infomercials getting better/funnier? Maybe I’ve been overseas too long. 

Amon Hen

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

    Does anyone else out there have a copy of Amon Hen #201 that goes up to page 42? Mine only goes up to page 36.  

    I need it for information that helps me log in to a website.   

The Final Countdown

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

    No, I’m not talking about the 1986 hit song by Swedish rock band Europe.  Neither am I talking about the 1980 movie.  I’m talking about today being the last time I’ll ever intentionally watch the MSNBC show hosted by Keith Olbermann.  

    It’s hard to believe there are so many people out there with a national audience who can’t exactly seem to grasp human nature and it’s role in subjects as broad as religion, international relations, politics.  And I thought Lou Dobbs was bad! Olbermann makes Dobbs look objective. 

    Today’s Countdown was even worse than most of the episodes I’ve seen.  It was five minutes of news interspersed with forty-five minutes of anti-evangelical, anti-one-political-party, anti-this, anti-that.  The only break was when Olbermann said "Let’s play Oddball" (an obvious and very wierd spoof on the more tolerable Chris Matthews’ opening "Let’s play Hardball").  He then brought out a series of short clips which I suppose he thought was funny.  The penguin kidnapping clip almost was funny, but he ruined it at the end.  There was absolutely no optimism in the whole hour that I can recall. 

    I only have time to comment on one of the travesties I witnessed this morning.  The whole point of Christianity (evangelicals included) is that we humans are not perfect, we will often be tempted to sin and will fail the test.  Through Christ we have the opportunity for forgiveness, but we know our sins will have temporal repurcussions, these are to be expected; it’s God’s way of disciplining us.  Pastors of very large churches aren’t excepted from this fundamental truth, going all the way back to the Apostle Paul himself (see Romans 7:23 and Galatians 2:17).  If the target of the news subject really is guilty of sin or lawbreaking, I wouldn’t be surprised, nor do I think he doesn’t deserve the treatment he’s receiving from the media.  But Olbermann (and some of his interviews) are taking the attack one step further and claiming that because the Pastor wasn’t perfect, his teachings are not valid.  Ultimately, assuming the message of scripture is untrue because of the imperfection of the messenger is a logical fallacy. 

    I’ll pass Mr Olbermann some classic fighter pilot advice (edited for my family-friendly weblog).  Never pass up an opportunity to keep your mouth shut! I recommend applying that advice to the hour time slot your show normally shows up in.